Intro

Gongggg - the moon shines on me - I'm heading to Darkside. It's this club in a long tunnel where trains passed through the jagged cliff edge. A millionaire called Drake Slasenger had the Vermont Hauser School design the club. It's wicked! It's primarily dark with the lighting being a cultured lichen shocked into glow by the occasional train light - actual train lights are used.

You are only allowed to smoke around these dragon heads. They have fire in their eyes so you can light your cigs. Then they suck the smoke. After a while, they roar and flames come out of their ears and dry ice out of their mouth.

If you want to find out more, ask me some questions.