I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the freak. (I consider anyone who tries to shag me mentaly disturbed, to say the least, and this guy's a doozy!)

First he's like, hey you're cute and seem intersesting... (Oh yeah, that's what I want-- someone who will judge me on looks instead of personality.) Then he's writing me juvinile poetry.(It's sad that people would rather have their poetry ryhme than worry about the content.) Now he says he wants to be my "f*ck buddy" (how eloquent) and assures me that he is a groovy "f*ck," indeed. (Who needs a vibrator when I can find a gem like that?!?!)

I really want to get rid of this guy, but I'm not sure how. I've never had this problem before... Guys never seemed that interested in me...

I'm thinking of telling him that my GIRLFRIEND would not approve... Or should I say that if he tries to comunicate with me again I'll castrate him with a pair of cinder blocks...

I'm not a mean person, but he doesn't know that yet. Is there a nice way to get him to leave me alone?

What do you think I should do?